I've seen Location Location Location hundreds of times. I'd fix those awkward house hunters up in no time at all.
Step One: What are your requirements? Three beds, large garden, village location. Fine.
Step Two: What's your budget? £250k. Fine.
Step Three: I've found just what you're looking for. Result.
Step Four: What is your problem? I quit. Find your own property. Really. Look in this Fairy Dust Delusional Property Guide.
Oh here's one:-
Three ensuite double bedrooms, solid wooden floors throughout, rural location with gorgeous cosy pub within walking distance, enormous garden incorporating small orchard, miniature waterfall and sunken outdoor jacuzzi. Small VW campervan included. Offers around £39,000, but would accept £25,000.
Sarcastic? Moi?
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