Thursday 17 January 2013

WE LOVE BEING BRITS

Apparently, the legacy of Team GB has been much weightier than we thought. Not just the impressive sporting achievements from the toned, lycra-covered people. No. Everyone in the whole world now thinks that we Brits are warm, welcoming and wonderful. This evidence - as far as I can tell - comes from two Polish women, a Spanish couple and an Armenian window-cleaner interviewed (in London) on the news tonight. I say interviewed. Some numpty of a reporter shoved a microphone up the nostrils of these individuals and said 'Are we warm and welcoming here in the U.K?' Some pointers for Mr T.V. Numpty Reporter. Try to remember that open-ended questions are more productive. Have a look at a map of the United Kingdom. See if you can find Wales. Or Up North. Or Scotland. We're all half-cut, miserable gits up here. Send your visitors up. We'll give them a holiday to remember.
Those Games Makers were brilliant though, weren't they?  Who knew we had such downright cheerful sorts walking among us? The happy pills must have worn off by now.

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