Competitive International Beer Swilling - mark my words - will be the next big thing. I know this because it is surely only a swift half away from Darts: An Olympic sport. I'm sorry? In what distorted world is chucking a small pointy thing at a board even a viable option to combat chronic boredom? So let's think this through. Six fat blokes (be honest) make the elite team following a series of rigorous selection procedures. They get sponsored by Spud-U-Like, polish up their top of the range miniature weapons (training never stops) and - Go Team GB...er, Darts. The excitement, the tension, just thinking about the intensity of an Olympic battle for Gold....I think I might pass out. Outdoor Darts on Horseback - now there's an option.
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