WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

Picture the scenario: you're a D-list celebrity and your profile's in the toilet. There's only one way to rectify the situation. Go into the jungle with a bunch of losers and make damn sure you come across as an intellectual. Hard to pull off, I'll admit, when you're sitting in a rat-infested pit with a bucket of maggots on your head.You could be stuck in the swamp for years. Perhaps you're not a D-list celebrity. Perhaps YOU'RE A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT, LOVE. (Well you were).Get the hell back to your constituency and prepare for obscurity.What happened to supporting your local sewage pipe replacement group? Or  trying to get on Question Time to display your astonishingly poor grasp of day-to-day life for ordinary people? Here's my top tip. Eat the maggots. We're not interested.